I think it must have been my inherent fear of insects and watching Nostalgia Critic's Twister review before going to bed that somehow produced this dream last night. The entire dream unfolded like a bad diaster flick (like Twister), except that instead of floods, tornadoes, or the end of the world, it simply had bees trying to kill people. Except that no one even died, much less injured, from the whole ordeal. How boring.
So the dream starts out in what seems like a mix of a nature-friendly nation (ex. Australia or New Zealand) and American countryside. A team of biologists and I (for some odd reason) are there to investigate the report about killer bees and their strange behavior that occurs about this time every year. We are greeted by a matronly and mild-looking lady with wispy blond hair, denim dress, the works. The typical Caucasian countryside woman. She is bulimic for some reason. She isn't young or smoking hot, but she is attractive for a woman who does nothing but tend the farm for most of her day.
"Those bees always attack us once a year. They're very deadly bees," the woman says.
She points to a beehive on a nearby tree, where bees fly about like normal, except that there were too many of them at once. I start to back away instinctively. She gives us protective clothing and lets us go near the bees. I still don't go near it.
The biologists begin their unintelligible babble filled with biology terminology, or bee behavior terminology, whichever it was. At any rate, they are fascinated.
In addition, I see that the nerdiest guy of the biologist crew has developed a sort of crush towards the bulimic country woman. This may have been the start of one of those scenarios where two strangers who are stuck together in a disaster fall in love, but fortunately, the nerdy guy was a silly comedic relief character, the type of guys who crush on the girl but always loses against our Hollywood macho, manly hero. Fortunately, this being a team of nerdy biologists, there were no rough-and-tough men within the crew.
ANYHOW, back to the bees.
The woman explained how once a year, around this time, the bees suddenly form a giant group and begin a coordinated attack on humans, for some bizarre reason, and that the bees are deadly; many die around that time due to the bee attacks.
She leads us into her home and locks the doors and blocks the windows, in an attempt to hopefully block the bees. "They're gathering; they're going to attack very soon." She randomly eats an apple.
Sure enough, the loud buzzing noises tell us that the bees have come. Even worse is that they started the attack even before the woman could close all the windows.
Oh no! The bees! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! We scream.
The bees fly rapidly all around the house. We scream and try to take cover. But the bees don't attack us. They just... fly.
The bulimic woman starts to throw up in a corner from shock, I presume. The bees now float in a standby formation, with one or two of them shooting towards people like some bullet. We shriek, but are able to dodge them without being injured or killed.
The nerdy one approaches and calms down the country woman. She seems extremely touched by it, and there is that moment where their faces start to lean towards each other, and the nerdy one puckers his lips... and the bulimic woman turns around and throws up again. How romantic.
But it's not over. The bees make a strange formation around the house. the woman quickly hands us a cardboard box each.
"Quickly! Hide!" she cries. We do.
As soon as she tells us to hide, the bees attack; the only way I could describe it is that the whole thing seemed like a bee tornado. Thousands and thousands of bees circled and swarmed and stung at anything in its way. I grabbed onto my rattling box and held down with all my might.
Just when I thought I wouldn't be able to hold on any longer, all is quiet. Everybody tentatively lifts up their boxes. The bees have vanished.
I don't mean that they have gone away, save leaving a few dead bees behind, but they VANISHED, not even a body or any signs of attack, as if the whole thing never existed.
The biologists are unable to explain this phenomenon, and the country woman claims it to be some sort of sick miracle, just like how Christianity or some other god in the sky debunks science in disaster movies sometimes.
This dream wasn't entertaining, it wasn't even funny, yes, it was REALLY SCARY since I am scared of bees, but other than that it was just really WEIRD.
The End.
